Wow, seriously. What was I on. I was so random with every journal entry. I haven't updated for almost 3 years. The second post to the bottom of this one. Was a birthday post. Wow, 21 yrs old. Oh how the days just go on and pass so fast. Im 24 now. I don't know either to try to post again journal entrys. Or if i just wanted to see how retarded I was back in the day. But, If i do decide to post again. I'll do it when i remember. But I just wanted to see what in the world. Was I talking about, on all my old entries. So random And weird. Ha. And now all I do is fix computers oh how the times have changed. Memories left behind but will not be forgotten. Time to probably start some new ones. That's If i remember to write them down. But, anyway. Im off.

bwahhaha im so kewl puttin my big ass as my icon cause yup u said it im an ass..

Im waiting for Monday to see if they call me from HEB..to atleast get some dinero...money money money woowee..they better call me...or i will not buy my food there nemore...ha like it matters i dont buy the food.. my mom does but neway..yeah..que onda.. whats up..man the time went by fast with this whole...time changing...basically everyone is losing an hour of sleep..oh well...so it'll be light outside when its late..not bad..neway...i freaking updated something..so be happy...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DUMBASS ME WEEE 21 TODAY..YEAH YEAH W/E ;P

HAHAHA Yeah! WHATEVER!!! LALALALALA

A Christmas cookie recipe worth your time...

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice

4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla


Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

Dang i so been neglecting this journal....im so sorry..just havent had a thing to say...n then i get caught up with myspace...n stuff...i tend to forget about the journal...so im sorry..I love yah...

This will Make your Day!!

For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Yes, Im Alive...

Just Addicted to Ebay...thats all ;p

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
shuweetgurl23 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Michael Jackson before he got white....
bruisers tricks you! You get a piece of paper.
d0rko tricks you! You get a dead frog.
hotchik51503 tricks you! You get a broken toy car.
itsxbren tricks you! You get a piece of paper.
jadedphreak tricks you! You get a stick.
loserfied gives you 12 dark blue licorice-flavoured miniature candy bars.
matt_in_the_hat gives you 14 blue lemon-flavoured nuggets.
oimarge tricks you! You get a used tissue.
rexfreedom gives you 5 light yellow passionfruit-flavoured gummy worms.
xoxo6grace9oxox tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of candy!
shuweetgurl23 ends up with 24 pieces of candy, a piece of paper, a dead frog, a broken toy car, a piece of paper, a stick, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Man what is up with people just giving me crap..of paper...dang u all...u ruined my trick or treat...asswipes...

I scored a 61% on the "How TEXAN are you???? find out!!!" Quizie! What about you?</b>


Yeehaw!!! Copy that u sonova bitch pile of monkey Nuts!!


I haven't done much just went to see "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" some day of the week i cant remember ha...but i went with my sis...AWESOME movie...i was laughin tho...im weird like that...but neway...I love October...i love watchin scary movies...even when i find them funny...i love scooby doo cartoons..im still a kid at heart...wooo scooby doo rawks...isn't that right Amanda...heck yeah...well neway...some weirdo guy from Dallas called me and "NO" nestly it's not that guy.. You always bring up...which is made up...well i don't know how... but my phone rang n i had no minutes...i was like hello..n he asked for me..n my phone hung up on him cause the battery was low...it turned off...but its okay...he sounded soo gurly haa...he better not call again..thats what i get for givin my number out but i didnt care cause i had no minutes..who would of thought he keeps tryin to call me every freakin day...dang stalker...neway...i have nothing else to say but that my ass hurts...sitting here...well im gonna go pee...cause i have to bad..soo cya..

I don't know what i was on back then...all i ever wrote about back then when i first started this journal...was about taking a shyt...n lots n lots of talk about poop...I seriously don't know what I was on...but it amused me a lot...doesn't it amuse you, to see how we use to be n what we use to say..n why the heck did we say a certain thing...for a really long time..until we realized what the heck...is up are ass..n why are we talking crazy...well ehh i still have something up my ass...n im still talking crazy...just cut of my shyt talking n my poopie ness...oh well...memories....

Does neone have a Myspace.com if so add me shuweetgurl23@aol.com on there i like meeting new peeps... so if you dont have it try it out n join...

Dang i want some chips right now....

I don't understand, Why we still have the box of the Planet Party Pack 24 box of chips..On the table its been there for a week already...I would get One right now but...

ITS EMPTY...

I don't think we've ever heard of THROW IT AWAY..Well i guess i keep forgetting...dang it i want some now...

On other news...i still haven't gotten a call yet, for if i get the second interview..but Im not gonna get my hopes up yet...still gonna wait...

Im Hungry...so off to search for food...dang i want some Whataburger right now..OR Chili's Chocolate Molten Cake for desert right after i have a The Chicken Crispers..or The Triple Play...Yeah thats what i always get...mmmmm...DANG IT....i WANT it...!!

Well i woke up early today i had a job interview at 9am at Office Depot...all in all i thought i did pretty well..but there was a catch to it...i wasn't done just there...he told me theres 3 interviews all together in my mind i was like what the hell...so basically I have to wait for them to call me for the second interview if i did well on my first...n if i do happen to go for the second i hope to make to the last one...man i really hope they call me...::crosses fingers::

Damn it...well i did went to go see Cold Creek Manor...an man what a scary movie it was...oh yes very scary...


STUPID SHYT OF A MOVIE...YOU SUCK!!

It's been raining lately..gosh I love it...it's so nice an fresh outside...I just wanna go outside an run like the big idiot that I am...its just soo much fun...don't y'all just love the rain...I do especially when being in Texas...just hate the heat...here..but it's alright...I guess im use to it...*Burp*

Neway...What is it with tv, I was switchin channels, when I came to the Food Network Channel...I love that channel...but neway..they were showing the Top 5 Presidential Food favorites...an they were showing french fries...an i was just like oh man...those look good...it's like my mind was just thinking french fries...french fries, french fries...I was like oh man im gonna go make french fries...so luckly I found 1 potato left...so i just started making french fries...all cause it was on the Tv...but freaking sister kept eating my dang french fries...but neway it's like commercials can easily get me..its like...they show burgers its like ohhhhh i want one...goes makes one or buys one...im just hooked..im brained washed...from tv..i should stop watchin tv...haaaaaa yeah right.....im gonna ask my brother if he wants to go watch cold creek manor today...neway im gonna go watch nick n jessica..no mtv...so peace...

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Hey man wtf this thing came out of nowhere...i didnt know it was suppose to post for you...stupid thing...Neway im a Complete "AIRHEAD" WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO........I got tired of recording so many freaking times...that guy sounded like the freaking dry eye.. red eye guy...he was that boring....that shyt better not charge me...that would so suck...im not gonna pay for it if it does...bwahaha...neway wooooo i rawk..weeeeee..See i said Hi to You Grace like u wanted wooo...

Omg i think i drank so much water during the process of that recording, that i have to pee so bad right now....

Weeeeeee......Im an "AIRHEAD"...Weeeeeeee

Well, what a way to have started the morning, with a nice badass fall...why yes, you heard me i said fall...Theirs this medium size bee hive close to one of the front windows...an i was bored this morning so i decided to go around the inside of the yard...so go have a poke at the hive...ha i couldn't find anything that was long enough to poke at it...so improvised...i used crotches well only one of them...yes the things i do...well neway its kinda hard when theirs bars on the window...so i tried slowly moving the crotch...to an opening...but i guess it banged the bar, that all of the bees flew...i was like holy crap...i started running but when i turned around the corner...i slipted n fell like sliding side ways...close to the freaking fence...but it was funny cause i fell n got up n kepted running...i was just laughin...my freaking glasses...got all smashed up to my face when i fell...they bended but i managed to fix then while i ran...still laughing...no one saw me fall...so thats sad...my arm is red n a lil scratched up, so i my other arm...my knee is a lil...i got a scratch on my chin..but hey...you can say i was ready to go...i was engergized...over a silly fall...hmmm..i wanna try it again...with those bees some time soon...they must come down...but i'll ware shoes this time...and not sandals "Oh" that was probably the reason why i fell...oh well...neway im off....

darn my back hurts now

Holy Shyt Paradise Hotel was fawking good today....can't wait for wednesday....wooooo...i know that toni, is coming back n its gonna be good...i can't stand all the ones' that got eliminated their all a bunch of assholes...but it makes the show even better..

I know this isn't really a good update but Hey its something...sorta...

Neway lately i been doing nada...so thats why i haven't updated much...but since jen got lj now, an that freakin ho wants me to update..i guess i'll try to update often just for that HOFO...you hear that J-ho Just for your skanky asshole i will...wooo..but until i decide what to write about i will...again...

I've been in my own world so please excuse me for not commenting...;/

Boys are Cheats and Liars
They're such a big disgrace
They will tell you anything to get to second.....

Base...ball..baseball,
He thinks he's gonna score.
If you let him go all the way,
Then you are a...

Hor...ticulture studies flowers--
Geologist studies rocks.

The only thing a guy wants from you, is a place to put his...
Cock...roaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs

Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of...
Jug.....glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named chuck.

All guys really want to do is---
forget it, no suck luck.